Why can't the dutch fly?

Because they netherland.

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.