What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow