What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.