Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.