Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
He broke up with his girlfriend.
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
Blue, you racists
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Taking shellfies with their shellphones.
