Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.