Atlantis Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Pascal Programmer Jokes More Pascal Programmer Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Pascal Jokes More Pascal Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

C Level Jokes More C Level Jokes

What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Shellfie Jokes More Shellfie Jokes

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!