Atlantis Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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