Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
Neckbeard
Oh, they'll tell you.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless
Taking shellfies with their shellphones.
Osaka.
The Germans like shade
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
This.