Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
All of its servers were busy
Derpentine.
They love to swim in gold coins.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
He flips houses
Sandy ego.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
This.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.