Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto