Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

March Jokes More March Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto