Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."