Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.