Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!