Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.