Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.