Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.