Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.