Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.