Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)