Your Holiness.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
because they never drink alone.
He's born with Diss-lexia
They can't MOOve
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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Chasing parked cars.
They've both got a little Captain in them.
Alcoholics synonymous.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
czech-e-cheese
Quarter pounder with cheese
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
He got fired.
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
