What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !