What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...