What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Where does an ape sleep?

A: In an apricot.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?