What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Where does an ape sleep?

A: In an apricot.

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.