Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.