Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it