What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

Hillary Email Jokes More Hillary Email Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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