Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Treeson Jokes More Treeson Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.