Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson