What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?

Whoreigami

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it