Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!