Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major