What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Military Base Jokes More Military Base Jokes

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major