What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Military Base Jokes More Military Base Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified