What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.