What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.