Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !