Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Tri Jokes More Tri Jokes

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Sarah Palin Jokes More Sarah Palin Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.