Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!