Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

Summertime Jokes More Summertime Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Aleutian Jokes More Aleutian Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Downy Jokes More Downy Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Dangerous Animal Jokes More Dangerous Animal Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!