Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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Summertime Jokes More Summertime Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Iron Man Suit Jokes More Iron Man Suit Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Dangerous Animal Jokes More Dangerous Animal Jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Downy Jokes More Downy Jokes

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.