How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.