What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.