What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.