What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!