What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In