Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.