Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.