What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard