How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

100 Dead Baby Jokes More 100 Dead Baby Jokes

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!