What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

School Shooting Jokes More School Shooting Jokes

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.