Barrel Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.