Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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Because they'd get in trouble.

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Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!