How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.