Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!