Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!