What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!