What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.