What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)