What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator