What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

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What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

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How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!