What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.