What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)