Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!