Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue