Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.