Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord