Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.