Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily