Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it