Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.