Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist