Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.