Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.