Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.