Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.