What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.