What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.