What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!