What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.