What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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String Jokes More String Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!