What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Previous Random Joke Next

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.