What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !