What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.