Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.