Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.