Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.